The true purpose of a club, in theory, may seem harmless, but is actually very dark.
Clubs have leaders, right? What if these leaders are all conspiring with eachother, as if they are all in some hierachy. People join their clubs, thinking they're just silly minecraft clubs, but the truth is a much darker tale. The point of clubs is to gather as many people as you can to be "cool" or "popular" by tradition, but on DS, I can assure you it is different.. very different.
The club leaders are planning to unify the world.
They're all in on it, I tell you, they're trying to unite Diamond Shaft in their big scheme! We need to stop it! Resist! You're probably thinking, "Woah, he's crazy." but think about it, please, hear me out, they're all trying to unify us. First, it's multiple clubs, then, it's one big club, then, it's DS, then, it's America, Canada, the UK, and all of the other major countries. Then, it's the EU, then, Asia, then Oceania, (not africa fuck that dark place), but then, soon, the world...
The unified world will have peace, but it will not be good. We need freedom of thought, freedom of speech, freedom to mine!
Spread this theory to all of your friends! Before all of those top club owners like @KingVampy, @Justin, and others unify us all!